Like it or not, it isn't just about the music – it's about
getting yourself noticed. If you're looking for ways to stand out, may
Recording Artists Guild suggest the following:-
Shoot a video
Every
website worth its salt now carries video, and that means you absolutely need a
video to go with your music. But forget about hiring in Godley & Crème -
the great news is that they're nowhere near as hard or as expensive to create
as they once were. With a cheap video camera (£200) and video editing software,
you'll have something half decent in no time.
The editing
software will quite often resemble your music sequencer, so you'll soon be
mixing, blending and adding effects just like the pros. As for the content,
well that's up to you, but staring moodily across wind-swept moors and stone
circles should be off the agenda. Try something different or play to your
strengths. If you have an unusual image then focuses on that. If you're a great
live band than simply film a good gig. If you're ugly, use CGI! There are so
many great packages out there that you can make even poorly-shot stuff look
presentable, so you really should go for it.
Rope someone famous
in
With
millions of reality TV Z-liters all vying for attention, there's a good chance
you know someone – or know someone who knows someone – who's famous. At least a
little bit, anyway. And the less famous they are, the more likely it is that
they'll want the extra exposure that you can promise them by appearing on your
song or in your video. Got someone who used to be in a second-rate sitcom down
the road from you? Washed-up soap star holed up in your local? Ex child TV star
working in your supermarket? Get them in your video, write a song about them, and
get it out there. It's an instant story that could help sell your songs (and
ultimately your soul, but we won't go there).
Shock
tactics!
Probably
only for the desperate, this, but what the hell. Think of something that will
have Daily Mail readers spitting into their Oval tine. Being incredibly
juvenile here really does help, but we loved Apex Twin when he superimposed his
hairy head on to a bikini-clad body for a cover (or did he?). Think along the
lines of the Oxford Student Union and you'll get the drift. Court controversy,
light the touch paper and stand back. Remember: there's no such thing as bad
publicity.
Get
a musical gimmick
Roping
in a celebrity is a great way to go down the gimmick route, but if you think
this cheapens your art, be a bit clever and go down the musical gimmick route
to achieve notoriety. Shortest track? Longest track? Bowel-moving bass? You
know the score. Use your music technology knowledge to create something that
will spin into a story.
Go
insane
There
was a guy on a forum who would open up threads with comments like 'MY MUSIC IS
GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD'. He was shot down in flames, of course. But he
posted so much, to so much angry response, that he actually generated publicity
for his music – you simply had to check it out to see if it was as good as he
said, or as bad as everyone else said!
This
kind of tactic is annoying, and we're still not sure if this guy was playing
people or if he really was mad, but he got results.
Get
messed up
As
Bill Hicks pointed out: if you're anti drugs, then chuck out your record
collection. Indeed, many classic recordings were made under the influence of
just about everything, so there's a good argument for breaking the law, getting
high and making music. But be warned: for every classic album there's a
shambolic mess that 'sounded good at the time', so while it might seem like a
great idea, we're not advocating becoming a drug-crazed fool and landing you in
trouble.
Get
some help
It's
all very well generating your own publicity but, let's face it, you're too busy
losing it, getting messed up and making music for that, so, if you have faith
in your art, get someone else to promote it. Get yourself a manager or a PR
company. Both will spin stories for the media and both will cost, but you got
to have faith.
Get
on TV
Nowadays
it's almost hard not to be on TV. There are now so many channels with so much
airtime to fill that getting on the box is much easier than you might think.
Be
warned, though, TV can be the quickest way to stardom but also the fastest way
back down to obscurity, so if you play with fire, expect to get burnt and end
up on a 'where are they now?' show.
Get
a weird look
What
do you think about when we say: 'Marilyn Manson'? Is it his pumping Goth music
or the fact that he looks like he's going to kill you? And what about that band
of 'monsters' who won Eurovision a couple of years back? Do you remember the
tune? Thought not. They have a look that gained them notoriety but almost at
the expense of their art – so you have to tread a fine line here. An image is
essential, so push it as far as you can without detracting from your sound. The
more extreme, the bigger the headlines, but for longevity you might want to
tone it down just a bit.



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